老爸的情書 (超級爆笑...) Terrible Egnlish,
> > must read
> > >
> > >『老爸的情書』　 摘自台灣日報
> > >
> > >老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
> > >但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
> > >老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼,
> > >老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,
> > >看了真的是OH! MY GOD,很有一套喔!
> > >
> > >Dear wang litte sister:
> > >親愛的王小姐
> > >
> > >From see you one eye,I shit love you.
> > >自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。
> > >
> > >Your eyes close,I die;your eyes open,I come back to
> > live.
> > >Your eyesclose and open again and again,I die again
> > and again.
> > >妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，
> > >妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
> > >
> > >Maybe you do not remember me,no matter.
> > >When you carefully look at me,you will one see
> > clock.
> > >
> >
> >也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情.
> >
> > >
> > >I think l should introduce myself to you.
> > >我想應該介紹一下自己。
> > >
> > >I call Li big great.Toyear 25
> >
> >我叫李大偉,今年25(今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.至於偉就翻成great吧！)
> >
> > >
> > >My home have four mouth people-papa,mama,I and DD.
> > >我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
> > >
> > >I am a good man,in a big company work.
> > >我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
> > >
> > >I do early fuck every day,so that I can have
> > strongbody to protect you.
> > >我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
> > >
> > >Please come to eat and sleep with me,or I will cut
> > my hair to be a monk,
> > >and find a place where many monks live in to over
> > mylife;
> > >請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
> > >
> >
> >(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
> >
>至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
> >
> > >
> > >Like Your people
> > >喜歡妳的人
> > >
> > >.........原來"做早操"的英文是"make early
> > fuck"....................